FAQ

1. HOW MUCH NOTICE DO YOU NEED?

This depends on the day. CALL 214 321 8118 to speak with a live person and see who is available. We won't turn down requests for same day service if we have availability. But, at times we do get booked up. 1-7 days notice or more is great, just so that you get more selection.
Always call us, we'll try our best to accommodate: (214) 321-8118

2.  HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?

Prices vary and are based on which act you choose and the driving time to the event. Depending upon how elaborate the "disguise," certain acts have a longer prep time and the price reflects that.
LIVE performers are most premium priced. VIDEO and PHONE telegrams are discounted, with PHONE being the most value priced.

3. ARE YOU OPEN DURING COVID? I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE, HOW DOES THIS WORK?

WE ARE OPEN and practice LIVE social distancing as well as offering DISCOUNTED VIDEO and PHONE services. CLICK Button below to start an order.

4. I KNOW IT'S LAST MINUTE BUT ... WHAT CAN YOU DO TODAY/TOMORROW?

CALL 214 321 8118 for fast info...
Just remember performer-humans are not like pizzas just waiting in a box to be delivered in 45 minutes, LOL!
Seriously, call us 214 321 8118.

NOTE: This site is a work in progress. Please CLICK link to an order form if you wish to get a telegram order in the works right away :